Why our team

Five Bots, one ship.

Every teammate's real-world experience maps directly onto the Bot they run. Each mascot pops up when that Bot is talking to a customer.

CEO Bot mascot
Johnny Devaney
CEO Bot

Investment sales & CRM

Client Relations Bot mascot
Hailey Boas
Client Relations Bot

Consumer media go-to-market

Client Coach Bot mascot
Ivan Gutierrez
Client Coach Bot

Long-term client strategy

Content Creator Bot mascot
Coco Hildebrand
Content Creator Bot

Luxury content & data

Market Advisor Bot mascot
Marcos Gorostidi
Market Advisor Bot

Industrial sales persuasion

The opportunity

Why indie app teams, and why now.

$5.5B → $10.8B
Indie developer market, 2026 → 2031 (14.5% CAGR)
250K+
Active indie developers worldwide
73%
of small businesses lack confidence in their marketing

Sources: Mordor Intelligence, Indie Game Market (2026); Fungies.io, Indie Developer Market Analysis (2026); Ueni, Small Business Marketing Budget (2026).

What stays human

Behind every Bot is the actual person listed above, accountable for what it produces. The mascots are how each teammate shows up to a customer — the judgment behind them is still Johnny's, Hailey's, Ivan's, Coco's, and Marcos's.

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